i think my mom watched the whole time
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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