I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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