She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I deserve this hangover.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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