I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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