no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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