I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
This gyro tastes like lonliness
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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