That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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