Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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