i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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