Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He shit in the fireplace
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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