Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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