ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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