I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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