I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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