everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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