Pappa wants mamma naked
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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