I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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