in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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