one word: firstdatebathroomanal
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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