the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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