are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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