She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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