he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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