she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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