with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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