he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
