My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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