He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize