I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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