He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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