I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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