It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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