Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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