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Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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