That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
25 People Confess What They Really Think When They See An Obese Person
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.