"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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