Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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