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Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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