I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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