That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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