Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This show inspires me to have sex in space
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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