I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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