found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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