i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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