You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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