R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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