he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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