this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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