The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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