that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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