I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.