turn off your phone and go to bed
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.