how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES