one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.