if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize