I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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