let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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