She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
