We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
There's always time for handjobs
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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